stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

that is a terrifying thought

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why is pollination not called floral sex

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2010 || 2013

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basedlightning:

This is how I kick your bitch out of my house.

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brainfried:

white people so selfish they wont even let us have racism. they want that also

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