Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
"Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!"
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
and then she hit em wit a destiny’s child cameo Ooooooo
Always reblog David Bowie
He reminds me of the babe
The babe with the power.
the power of voodoo
Remind me of the babe
This is perfection
real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me